Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Films Films Films!

Hi guys I have been buying a lot of Films lately the other day I brought 40 yeah 40 and I am only 12 years old. I love films I watch them all the time but I now have 200 Films to watch 4 Tv Shows and more Dvds how am I going to get them done? Plus filming YouTube videos, Facebook, Watching YouTube Videos and Blogging I expect to be done in 2016 plus I am buying 4 more Films this Friday lol there is something wrong with me. This Friday I am ordering Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park The Lost World, Jurassic Park 3 and Spaceballs 2 Disc Special Edition. I cannot wait to watch them Films the Jurassic Park Trilogy I am going to watch in my Steven Spielberg Marathon Febuary 10-17 I have made an event on Facebook my name is Jonah Bizzle message me and I can invite you basically you watch 1 or more Spielberg film a day for a week me I am watching 3 a day cannot wait have some great classics to watch like Back To The Future Trilogy, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Cocoon, Batteries Not Included, Catch Me If You Can, Indiana Jones Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and The Jurassic Park Trilogy so should be a fantastic week and I have about another 10 Spielberg Films just cant remeber oh just did Saving Private Ryan thats the last one cannot wait to watch that. I am very excited for Holocaust Rememberance Day on that day I am going to be very sad because I am watching Schindlers List and The Boy In The Striped Pyjames 2 Films I cannot wait to watch. I had an awesome day yesterday I watched How To Train Your Dragon it was a good film 7/10 for me I also finished off How I Met Your Mother Season 7 was a brilliant ending it had my favourite episode of all time in Season 7 Ducky Tie was hilarious I even own a Ducky Tie Replica got it from Ebay for £4 its really cool I have it hanging on a pin on my wall looks great. And it had another one of my favourite episodes called No Pressure when Ted told Robin he loved her it was a great episode and the end was brilliant when you see someone walking past with the Yellow Umbrella so you think its the Mother but then a huge crowd comes and all of them have Yellow Umbrellas such a brilliant show it keeps you guessing to the last episode I will definetly be posting a review of Season 9 cannot wait to finish it and see the brilliant ending really excited!

Tuesday, 20 January 2015

I Now Collect Films!

Hi guys I am back sorry for not posting for a while but I am officially back and not leaving. There is one big change though I dont collect Football Cards or WWE Dvds anymore I now collect Films! On Dvd I do have 1 Blu-Ray and a huge Planet Of The Apes Collection With Caesars Head and I am getting 5 for free which I wont turn down but on this Blog I will post reviews, what I have watched and what I have brought I have a YouTube channel its called Mad For Movies heres the link I am always buying Dvds non stop so there is always videos coming up everyday.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoZRsm6UwkesymJdhwDrL4Q

Wednesday, 8 October 2014

My Top 10 Favourite Big Bang Theory Episodes Of All Time

Hi guys today I am doing my top 10 Big Bang Theory episodes ever this is incredibley hard as every episode is so funny! Please write and follow me on Twitter my name is Jonah Martyn Broom ok heres my list.

10. The Luminous Fish Affect
9. The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
8. The Tenure Turbulance
7. The 21 Second Excitation
6. The Terminator Decoupling
5. The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
4. The Nerdvana Annihilation
3. The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
2. The Creepy Candy Coating Corally
Ok I have given this a lot of thought and It is
1. The Vartabedian Conundrum

Sunday, 6 July 2014

Introducion

Hi there I am Jonah Broom 11 year old Blogger. I am trying to get famous by Blogger please help me get there. For my Birthday in December I will be getting a PC Tower computer so I can write lots of stuff aday

Saturday, 5 July 2014

The Haunted Hathaways Nickelodeon Pilot Review

This programme was funny but incredibley dodgy!
The dodgy stuff that featured in it was
1. A black cat wich is used for Voodoo I dont think its a coincidence it was in the episode.
2. The lights went dark and a man walked past might scare young kids.
3. House possesed with kids and Dad.
4. Dissapering out of nowhere.
5. Can suck each other through vacum.
6.  Can pull there head off.
7. Can put there head through a wall.
8. Being possesed.
9. Can Levitate.
10. Can make stuff appear from nowhere.
11. Voo Doo exorcist.
12. Can have loads of hands.
13. Crystal ball used.
14. Possesed again.

This programme was funny but very very dodgy do not watch this episode or any of them believe me!

New Nickelodeon Programme Advert Review Every Witch Way

This new programme looks horrible and disqraceful. I am quite frankly sick of Nickelodeon trying to make kids think that stuff like this is acceptable well its not. I am a Christian and 11 and a half ( 21 December B-day) and I am very sick of this. First The Haunted Hathaways, then Jinxed now this in haunted hathaways you see people getting possesed and ghosts and horrible stuff like that and this new programme is saying that spells is ok and witchcraft this is terrible do not watch this programme you will thank me one day! This type of stuff is Satanic stuff especially The Haunted Hathaways. God warns us away from this stuff because once your into one of them its hard to get out. Nickelodeon in the last year have done more stuff like this and I am very interested to know what the director has also done. Everyone dont watch this just dont its terrible and is bassically saying Witchcraft and spells is ok and The Haunted Hathaways is saying being possesed and ghosts they tried to make it look cool its getting worse and it will do just dont watch these programs I am warning you everyone just dont soon I might watch a full episode and explain what is wrong in it

Victorious Series 2 Complete Review

1. Beggin On Your Knees. This episode is hilarious when Tori is dating someone who is just dating her so they can be partners on a project and he can get an A then he will dump her but instead Tori finds out and I wont tell you what happens but it is brilliant one of my favourites and Robbie tries to change his image so you know that will be hilarious I rate this episode 9/10 one of the best ever made definetely!

2. Beck Falls For Tori. When I first saw the title I thought he liked her not literally falls for her. Sikowitz gets Tori a movie audition but she gets casted as a stund double because she lied on her resume and she has to fall off a chair through a railing 40 feet down and as we know Tori is going to be a little nervous. Not a bad episode I would watch it its very funny this is the main thing going on in this episode so I rate this episode 9/10.

3. Ice Cream For Ke$ha. Ke$ha is running a contest for ice cream in every tub you get a letter first one to spell Ke$ha wins a private concert by her and Trina said if Tori can get her a private concert by her she can stop being her personal slave for a month. This episode just has one main storyline as all of them are just trying to find the letters but its absouloutely hilarious 8/10.

4. Tori Gets Stuck. Robbie has a toy car stuck in his butt so someone needs to donate blood for Robbie. Tori is the only one who has his blood type but she is starring in a play that night and Jade is the under study in the end Tori ends up giving 3 pints of blood and Sikowitz does the play wich is hilarious. One of the best of the season 9/10 for me guys definetely watch it now!

5. Prom Wrecker. Tori books her Prom on the same night as Jades play so now Jade cant do her play so she is out for revenge by trying to ruin her Prom but it doesnt work meanwhile Andre has a Girlfriend who is just obsessed of kissing him thats all she does all so Jade ses there has never been a Prom but in the Pilot Rex ses that Cat got rejected at Prom last year so they screwed up there a bit. Very funny in top 3 of this season 9/10.

6. Locked Up. The kids from Hollywood Arts go on a trip to Yerba if they sing and dance they get to stay there for free but it turns out its a horrible country and when they are singing Toris shoe flies off and hits the chanccelor in his one good eye and she gets put in prison and after that Robbie kills his Octapus and they all get put in prison. Very mad and bizzare but the best of series 2 by far and this is a 2 part 45 minuete episode 10/10 for me easy!!!

7. Helen Back Again. Helen who runs the movie theatre in Drake and Josh goes off to bethe new principal of the school but she gets a mixup and kicks Tori out instead of Trina will Trina go? Will Tori go? What will happen in this brilliant episode this episode is a 8/10 for me.

8. Who Did It To Trina. Trina falls in Toris play after the ropes snap wich you find out that Rex was the one who did it wich is impossible and very very weird. This episode is just one scene really the whole way through and also Freddie from Icarly makes an appearcence in the crowd of the play. 7/10 not brilliant but still funny.

9. Tori Tortues Teacher. Its Sikowitz 10 year anniverary at Hollywood Arts so they take him to a play but its a play about a guy who is like Sikowitz in the play he gets a message off his girlfriend breaking up with him but they think hes upset about the play. 9/10 very funny not one of the best but pretty good.

10. Jade Gets Crushed. Andre develops a crush on Jade after writing a song with her. Meanwhile Robbie is tutoring Tori for a tech class and Tori does better than Robbie did and got the best score ever. Very very funny one of my top 5 favourite episodes of Victorious definetely 10/10 for me.

11. Terror On Cupcake Street. Sikowitz and the Hollywood Arts group make a float for a parade and the float is a giant cupcake but it brakes down very late at night and in a very rough neighbourhood. Pretty funny but after you have watched it once or twice it gets a little bit boring. 8/10!

12. Blooptorious this is the series finale its not very good I dont like it at all 5/10.



This series is a 8/10 for me and its only £5 so if I were you buy it definetely. Hi I just want to talk to you for a minuete about a dodgy new Nickelodeon programme its called Every Witch Way it is wicked and not in a good way Satanist wicked I am sick of them trying to get kids used to this I am 11 and a Christian and I will not stand for this first Haunted Hathaways where people get possesed wich is horrible then that film Jinxed no this I am getting sick of them trying to make kids think oh its ok to watch when its not do not let your kids watch this for me the adverts look horrible I might review it soon not in a good way though believe me !